Wherefore art thou, phonieo?

I, normally, have one of these.

But at the moment, I'm using one of these.
Why?

Turned the thing on the other day, noticed a line of dead pixels. A few minutes later I had arranged for a return. I posted it today.

Oh phonieo, phonieo, wherefore art thou phonieo?
I already miss it, especially as I spent 3 hours yesterday trying to get it to connect to the freaking computer.

They are supposed to dispatch it pretty much as soon as they get the one that's been sent back. It should arrive before 1pm tomorrow. Let us hope that they don't try to deliver on Friday when we're in London.

And, a little while ago, I had some asshat trying to entice me into work on Saturday. She can blow it out of her arse. FFS. I'm not paid to do photography for this place. I don't see why I should piss away my Saturday on some stupid function. Some people around here are just so...presumptuous.