In our last visit to the Temper Clan, we saw dead children turning up at engagements, pregnancies and births. I can’t imagine this one will be terribly different.
The family’s first full on chav (see, the tracksuit!) Lawanda was about to give birth to her first child. No picture of it, but she had a boy, who she called, in such a chavvy way Dashawn. *Vomits at the spelling of Shawn*. Here, Picard seems to be quite happy that his wife is in a lot of pain.
See what I mean about her being an elderly mother? It was only a day or so before this that she gave birth to…er…Methusela, that’s right, Methusela!
As we can see, little Methusela had Alopecia totalis, probably contributed to by his Mother’s advanced age. And the sparkly bits around the bed? A product of Agnes’ fiddling around with that gun.
Jaclyn, being the self-serving, selfish, self-martyring anti-feminist that she is, she gave up working when she got married, so now she had all the time in the world to cram as much child development bullshit down the throat of her only son.
Here is the sophisticatedly named Dashawn having become a toddler. I love the way that when babies become toddlers the adult sim just dumps them on the floor and then walks off. Parenting fail?
Seriously, thank fuck for that. Agnes was becoming a menace with that gun.
The sparkles have taken Methusela’s other leg!
Dashawn, don’t forget the eyes and teeth. You’re not looking gay enough yet!
I changed Adam’s hair (again) because he looked like a grandpa. Now, having only just become an adult, he looks stunned. That’s a long life ahead of you as a widower, dude.
While Adam and his elder-wife get cosy in the background, we are shown that Chavwanda is up the duff again. Take note Jaclyn…she was young enough to have another kid. You were already dried up by the time you got hitched.
How much longer can Jaclyn hold onto this mortal coil. Most importantly, who will do the cleaning once she is gone?!