Tempers come and Tempers go

Life was going swimmingly for the Temper family the last time we visited them.

Someone grows up a bit
Someone grows up a bit

One of them grows up a bit.  Story of this current generation that they get up from the computer only for important things like aging.

Dang boy
Dang boy

This boy name Sue gets uglier everytime.

Is that not a bit, er...formal?
Is that not a bit, er...formal?

That’s a bit formal for school, isn’t it?  His mother, Fatty MacBoomBoom, will be pissed if he gets paint on it.

Finally a young adult
Finally a young adult

I still can’t remember this ho’s name, but she’s now at least a young adult.

Sue's a teenager!
Sue's a teenager!

With a name like Sue, will he be able to get a girlfriend, or will he have to opt for the male-male route?

This were not going well between mother and step-son
This were not going well between mother and step-son

He was accusing her of being a bitch and dishonouring his Father’s memory, and also of just dressing like a slut.  She was accusing him of being insane.  Apparently being insane is wrong.  Who knew?

Angry, she decided to repair the stereo
Angry, she decided to repair the stereo

Being angry with her step-son, she decided to take her rage out by repaired a broken stereo that was on their lawn.  Loads of people had complained about it as they went past, so she set to.  It doesn’t seem to have worked so well.

Some people just don't know when to stop
Some people just don't know when to stop

Undeterred, she decided to have a second go at repairing it.  This also failed to work.

OH HAI!  IZ IN UR GRDN.  REAPIN UR SOULZ!
OH HAI! IZ IN UR GRDN. REAPIN UR SOULZ!

Grim turned up to take his latest, but slightly singed victim away.  Neither of the two family members seemed particularly bothered by the whole thing.  Such a caring-sharing family.

And now for some good news...
And now for some good news...

That cold heartless bastard who thought his step-mother was a slutty crack-ho becomes an elder.  Yay for him.  Death will be along for him soon too.

Tempers Flare!

The Temper family return after a bit of an absence.  I’ m going to do regular weekly posts again, rather than three times per week.  Last time we visited them, some woman was up the duff in questionable circumstances, and the rest of the family were growing up.

She's pregnant alright
She's pregnant alright

This one’s definately pregnant.  Pregnant by an absent father too.  Just how will she cope?

Growing old gracefully?
Growing old gracefully?

Her step-son became a proper adult, or at least I think that’s who is growing up here.  It’s been such a long time.

Mind bleach, please?
Mind bleach, please?

Damn lot of good he is, just like his forefathers.  Stands around screaming while shit goes down.

It's a kid!
It's a kid!

Oh yes that’s right, I ran out of inspriation around this point.  The kid was a boy, and I ended up naming him Sue.

That looks like a sailor, must be coming to get that whale!
That looks like a sailor, must be coming to get that whale!

With her Husband in the Netherworld, a new baby, and her beautiful body back, this one decided to change her style.  Who was going to stop her, after all?  I think she missed the point.

Happy Apparition day
Happy Apparition day

This girl grows up a bit.  Can’t remember her name either, but the sailor chef looks on.

Getting closer to responsibility
Getting closer to responsibility

I wonder if they realise that everytime they age they get closer to responsibility?  Or maybe they’re like the Spy from Team Fortress 2 and can disappear if they stay still?

A Boy Named Sue
A Boy Named Sue

This dear old lad, named Sue, becomes a toddler.  Not long to go until he’s in school and being royally ribbed for his stupid name.

ANOTHER burglar!
ANOTHER burglar!

I can only imagine that there is a sign outside the house which offers free poontang to every burglar who manages to get in.

Not that kind of poontang!
Not that kind of poontang!

I don’t think that even “Oooh, me love you long time!  Sucky sucky!” will help here.  He’s really not into that kind of poontang.  I think he left very shortly after this.  He sure doesn’t look too happy.