Where were we last time? Ah yes, Blake had grown up and left because she couldn’t cope with the idea of being both a half-sister and an aunt to some kids. Dustin died and Irene was up the duff. What could possibly go wrong?
Dustin’s first kid with Irene became a child. At least she wasn’t really old enough to remember her father.
I don’t think for one moment that she is an angelic mother. Anything but.
So…there’s a bit of a surprise when Irene gives birth at the hospital. Yeah…there are three of them. So with Adonis and Dustina added into the mix, Irene now has five kids. Awesome sauce. They were called, I think, Dustella, Dominique and Carena.
I can’t remember this one’s name properly, was it Carol? Oh well, whatever. She decided to get hot and heavy with Michael Batchelor, who was engaged to Emma Hatch (I think that was her name), but Carol here got Michael to break up with Emma and marry her instead. It was the beginning of a beautiful relationship, and an end to any money worries Carol had.
Adonis became a young adult, and decided that he wanted to use his brain instead of his body to make his living. He promptly joined the Professional Athletics career.
Irene visits her sister in her new pad. Carol was pregnant, Irene was jealous.
It became time for the triplets to grow up. The first one…
The second one…
And the third one! Although this one looks like it’s going to be a Mexican wrestler when it grows up.
In case you don’t understand the caption to that picture, here’s an explanation.
Previously we had family members related in two ways, and it was getting a little messy.
Blake’s now a young adult, so treat her like a lady.
She was doing well in the Music career, which is good stuff, but she was considering if she should do more with her life than just play the gee-tar.
Irene was trying to screw Dustin, but Carol seemed to have this desperate desire to watch. I found that a little creepy.
Good choice woman, very good choice. Nothing worse than upchucking into the sink while it’s spraying water everywhere.
With denture cement, maybe.
It’ll be win all round.
Another bit of child support if they don’t get hitched pretty soon.
Blake spent some quality time with her father, gossiping about her siblings.
But it was a little too late to get to know her Father. While Blake was still young, Irene still pregnant and engaged, Dustin popped his clogs. It was devastating for Irene, but relief for Blake to a degree as the situation was getting weird. Her Father would also have been her uncle had he and Irene got married.
Blake didn’t want to cope with the idea of a new kid joining the family that would remind her of her Father and be both another niece/nephew as well as a brother/sister, so she moved out. Damn, some families need some therapy.
Where did we leave this motley crew? Ah yes, Sabrina was getting jiggy with her ghost of a husband.
Chance thought he might be a little bit gay, so he thought he’d have a go with it. Blake doesn’t look so happy about that.
This is Irene’s kid becoming a child. He’s called Adonis, and is that product of two mothers.
Blake became quite attractive as a teenager.
At least no-one can see this time, that Chance is experimenting with yet another boy.
Chance is on the cusp of young adulthood. I wonder if he will grow out of his gay experiments?
Another stereo, another mishap.
He pardoned her, yet again. Crazy guy.
Now the Chance was an adult he could do as he pleased. So he promptly went round to the Goth house after work one evening and proposed to his boyfriend.
Sabrina finally dies. Both Irene and Blake look distraught, don’t you think?
When Chance became an adult his everyday outdoor clothing seemed to be these pajamas. He even married his boyfriend in them and moved into the Goth household. I would never suggest he’s marrying for money.