Previously, Loser McLuckerson moved in and got a job. He also committed a horrific fashion faux pas.
Loser met this girl at work. Talk about pen and company ink. Or, as they were both in the science career, it would be pipette and test tube. She was a bit of a weird one. I couldn’t actually work out if she was broken hearted because her Mother had died (on the family tree it still showed her as alive) or if her lesbian lover had died. Never found out either.
Yeah…she had some mental issues.
It’s only an autumn salad. An OAP could eat that without their teeth in. No need to get so choked up about it.
So, he tried to bang this girl. She just rolled over and went to sleep.
He must have screwed her eventually, unless the autumn salad was really that bad.
After their pretty poor sex session, he went a little while without seeing her. Then, one evening he invited her round, she accepted. She looked a little more, er, portly around the middle, shall we say?
So, they had one kid. Loser was virtually unaware of this, although I did send him round to her house in an attempt to meet his son. Unfortunately, despite there being this woman and her sister in the house, and him standing outside ringing the door bell for 3 hours, neither of them bothered to answer. The kid was called Omar by the way.
So, she finally let him in a few days later. He met his first born son, Omar, who was already a toddler.
Thank fuck it doesn’t look like Loser. However, I think he wants to hand it over to someone else. He really does look like someone just handed him a turd.
WILL HE OR WON’T HE DIE?!?!?