So last time we saw our beloved Vereh Ugleh meet someone in a bar, eventually. They were getting on so well that she even went out naked with him. I call that a result.
After complaints at work she put her clothes back on and became a normal member of society again. Apart from not cleaning her sink. Dirty girl. She had what’shisname round and he stayed the night. I guess. He’s got no shirt on, so I assume that’s the case.
He spent a fair amount of time outside playing with the gnubb set, or whateverthefuck that thing is called. She obviously likes this quality in a man so much that she asked him to marry her. He, for some reason, said yes.
Upon accepting a proposal, most people have a kiss and cuddle and maybe open some champagne. This pair got straight down to being jiggy…fully dressed. So the fat one has gone from going out nekkid at all times of day and night, to having a shag with all of her clothes on. Well done. She sure has life figured out. I’m beginning to wonder if rather than full sentences she’s like Hodor from Game of Thrones, and just says “Ugleh! UGLEH!”
In Vereh Ugleh’s world having dry sex seems to lead to bebehs! Yers, yers. Very good. The first generation of ugliness.
At least what’shisname is fairly pleased by this. She’ll have to stop nicking things for a bit as she can’t work. Still, he works in big business, and despite the fact that he has the personality trait “Loser”, he still brings in a fair wage.
Yip yip. He’s a traditionalist, he didn’t want his kid being born out of wedlock. In truth, he hadn’t told her how old he was, and this was something I hadn’t looked at. He’s gonna be knocking on the door of being an elder soon, so he had to get hitched to stop his friends and family thinking he was an EPIC loser.
This picture has no place in the story because I have better birth ones, it’s mainly her face that gets me. Yep, she’s still as sexy as ever. He’s paying about as much attention to her popping out a sprog as I do rugby. And no, I don’t know where all of their books from the bookcase have gone.
I get the impression he wants her to stop?
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS THING I’M CARRYING THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY WHOOHAA?
“Remember that thing we used to do before we had that kid thing? Yeah…let’s buy a new bed and do it some more.”