The Ugleh Family become social climbers

So she’s popped out two sprogs.  That’s nice huh?  What else is happening in the world of the very Ugleh family?

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As I said before, the next time he sat on this deck chair it wasn’t so hot.  It was actually summer, but much like a British summer it rained.  This isn’t just rain though, this is hail.  It hailed more than once during their summer.

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It’s clear that Vereh doesn’t care about the weather, or what people might think about her body, the weight of which has been up and down like a whore’s drawers.

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I’m not sure whether I took this picture more for the fact that their treadmill got struck by lightning or because their mysterious gnome is floating over the scene.

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I damn well know why I took this picture.  I sent her outside to tend to her garden, it was only drizzling a bit.  Even Mother Nature thinks she’s such an ugly bastard that she was struck by lightning before she got to bottom of the stairs.

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What’shisname, her Husband, thought it was time to hire a maid.  They had been going through a dry spell since Vereh had the second kid.  Bear in mind that their life spans are set to “Epic” so the helpless baby period lasts for something like a month.  It’s one of the most tedious things I’ve ever done.  I actually got so bored of them being babies I changed the length of their lives just so that I could age up the kids and then changed them back to Epic.

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Yep, that crotch nugget right there, called Julian for the record because it was the campest name I could think of at the time, has crossed eyes.  Epic win.

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So does his camp little brother Vincent.  Just what I was hoping for.  As they both aged up on the same day they’re more like twins which I wasn’t really aiming for, but sure makes things easier when each stage of their life takes longer than a human life span.

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As the kids were now old enough to look after themselves the happily married couple ventured out for Spooky Day.  I don’t really think they’re old enough to look after themselves, and I’m sure their mother doesn’t either, they did actually hire a babysitter.  Vereh looks intrigued by the haunted house.  I sent her in, unfortunately she didn’t wet herself in fear.

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What’shisname, her Husband, showing off the latest trend in body art, right there.

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This image just about epitomises their life.  This was the day after Spooky Day.  They decided to stay out until 2am and were utterly wrecked.  Their kids had been with the babysitter all night, they hardly had any sleep.  The kids were hungry and had shit themselves, all everyone did that day was bitch and moan about stuff they could have prevented by being responsible adults and actually staying at home.

Oh, who am I kidding.  I kept them out half the night to ruin their day!

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