Death and destruction at the Ugleh household

Ugleh066I shit you not.  Those fucking idiots managed to set fire to their own house during their toddler’s birthday party.  How?!  With the bloody birthday cake.

Ugleh067Once the sexy fireman had been and put the flames out, everyone carried on like nothing had happened.  What’shisname didn’t even have a tiny bit of soot on his lovely white jacket.

Ugleh068At least she’s excited her kid has grown up, he doesn’t look too enamoured.

Ugleh069Meanwhile, Vereh’s other son is outside murdering her army of snowmen.

Ugleh070What?  I don’t…I just don’t even.  The game decided pretty quickly that these kids were going to become toddlers.  Fair enough, but she apparently has to get into the cot to help this.  Or is she hindering this?

Ugleh071The first one, whose name I cannot remember (I’m not good with names) grew up.  They’ve got really camp names, one of them is Orlando, and the other is…Piers I think.

Ugleh072Both blonde I see.  Just another 80 days of being toddlers, or something that painfully long.  Bring it on, let us see if they are as weird as their older brothers.  Maybe one day she’ll even have a girl!

The Ugleh Children grow up!

Ugleh058Imagine my surprise when she comes out of the damn hospital with twins.  This was a moment of revelation when I recalled that I did actually purchase the fertility treatment thing for both of them.  I was obviously having a dumb week when I did all of this.

Ugleh059Then shit started to go funny again.  My game was running very slow.  Just before this, she was stuck knee deep in the floor of her dining room so I had to reset her, and this is what happened.  I kid you not.  The case of Vereh Ugleh and her very floaty baby.  What’shisname obviously wonders what’s going down.  Oh wait no…he doesn’t, just before they did the midnight flit to have the kid in hospital, he dumped that toddler he’s holding in the snow outside.  Even the babysitter left the little shit out there until they came back.

Ugleh060Yep, she is bench pressing her newborn baby.

Ugleh061Whatever disease it is that one of them had is now spreading.

Ugleh062For a while their lives went on as normal so this is the next big milestone.  Their toddler were (finally) becoming children.  Vereh thought it would be nice to throw a formal party.  Looking at that picture, all is going well.  People are wishing they’d come in disguise, some are being ignored, others are wishing the little shit bags would shut up, and Vereh is trying to endear herself to her ‘step-son’ which she didn’t even know existed.

Ugleh063While one kid gets the party started, the other sits in the background looked stoned out of their head.

Ugleh064Got his father’s face and body, but he’s working on his mother’s eyebrows.  Damn, dey some gooooooooood brow.  Just wait until he’s a teenager, will they get big enough to take over the world?

Ugleh065And now for the second twin.  It appears that not only is there an adult playing with a kid’s toy, but also someone has got naked and left the  clothes in the kitchen and that kid is still stoned out of their skull.

I’m actually going to leave this one right there.  You have to wait for the next installment to find out what happens.  You can probably guess, it’s not…normal.

The Sims 3: Enough with all the weird shit!

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And, so we’re back with the ever charming Ugleh family.  I’ve been having some issues with my game, particularly since installing Seasons (no, don’t blame my PC, I’m yet to meet anyone else who has a six core processor and 8GB RAM).  Some of my problems (read: most) are like the one above.  That kid has issues.

Ugleh051I made my sim’s winter last the full 28 days.  I’ve been playing for a good couple of hours per day by the time I’ve put these images up, and it’s still bloody winter.  So what’s the head of the household going to do?  Go outside and make some hot dogs.  Well done, you’re only knee deep in snow.

Ugleh052This guy loves his kids so much he actually wears gloves to pick them up.

Ugleh053One day I was playing and noticed that their relationship wasn’t looking too hot, so I got them a bit friendly again.  I also completely forgot that choosing “Try for a baby” would mean she’d probably end up up the duff again, which was what I didn’t want.  I went with it any way.  Let’s see how she copes.

Ugleh054Oh yeah.  Shock of my playing this particular day!  The door bell rang…I sent what’shisname to answer it.  Only bloody turns out the person at the door is his son.  I didn’t even know he had a son.

Ugleh055Some shit did actually go wrong with my game in that it wouldn’t save when I tried to exit, so she ended up showing she was pregnant twice.  However many times, this kid can only shudder and think “Dat ass.”

Ugleh056Heavily up the duff?  Why don’t you go and throw yourself on to the ground in freezing weather!  Nothing like a bit of livener!

Ugleh057She rolled this want to make an army of snowmen.  So in the middle of making her army of snowmen she decided it was time to drop a sprog.  Right now, she doesn’t look too bothered by it, but What’shisname does.  I really wanted her to drop the sprog outside in the snow, but she insisted on going to hospital.

What’s next for the Ugleh Family?  How many more kids will she manage to have?!