Imagine my surprise when she comes out of the damn hospital with twins. This was a moment of revelation when I recalled that I did actually purchase the fertility treatment thing for both of them. I was obviously having a dumb week when I did all of this.
Then shit started to go funny again. My game was running very slow. Just before this, she was stuck knee deep in the floor of her dining room so I had to reset her, and this is what happened. I kid you not. The case of Vereh Ugleh and her very floaty baby. What’shisname obviously wonders what’s going down. Oh wait no…he doesn’t, just before they did the midnight flit to have the kid in hospital, he dumped that toddler he’s holding in the snow outside. Even the babysitter left the little shit out there until they came back.
Yep, she is bench pressing her newborn baby.
Whatever disease it is that one of them had is now spreading.
For a while their lives went on as normal so this is the next big milestone. Their toddler were (finally) becoming children. Vereh thought it would be nice to throw a formal party. Looking at that picture, all is going well. People are wishing they’d come in disguise, some are being ignored, others are wishing the little shit bags would shut up, and Vereh is trying to endear herself to her ‘step-son’ which she didn’t even know existed.
While one kid gets the party started, the other sits in the background looked stoned out of their head.
Got his father’s face and body, but he’s working on his mother’s eyebrows. Damn, dey some gooooooooood brow. Just wait until he’s a teenager, will they get big enough to take over the world?
And now for the second twin. It appears that not only is there an adult playing with a kid’s toy, but also someone has got naked and left the clothes in the kitchen and that kid is still stoned out of their skull.
I’m actually going to leave this one right there. You have to wait for the next installment to find out what happens. You can probably guess, it’s not…normal.