Death and destruction at the Ugleh household

Ugleh066I shit you not.  Those fucking idiots managed to set fire to their own house during their toddler’s birthday party.  How?!  With the bloody birthday cake.

Ugleh067Once the sexy fireman had been and put the flames out, everyone carried on like nothing had happened.  What’shisname didn’t even have a tiny bit of soot on his lovely white jacket.

Ugleh068At least she’s excited her kid has grown up, he doesn’t look too enamoured.

Ugleh069Meanwhile, Vereh’s other son is outside murdering her army of snowmen.

Ugleh070What?  I don’t…I just don’t even.  The game decided pretty quickly that these kids were going to become toddlers.  Fair enough, but she apparently has to get into the cot to help this.  Or is she hindering this?

Ugleh071The first one, whose name I cannot remember (I’m not good with names) grew up.  They’ve got really camp names, one of them is Orlando, and the other is…Piers I think.

Ugleh072Both blonde I see.  Just another 80 days of being toddlers, or something that painfully long.  Bring it on, let us see if they are as weird as their older brothers.  Maybe one day she’ll even have a girl!

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