All I Can Do Is Try…

Previously, people died, and people got old.  That’s life, yah know. Dustella, on her knees at a toilet.  Don’t worry, she’s not up the duff, she a vegetarian and I made her eat some meat.  I completely forgot she was vegetarian. Dustina and her measely little Husband argue about the fact that he wants another [...]

So, some evil bitch got married and then dropped a sprog. Off you go Irene.  It’s finally your time. Dustina and her Husband weren’t getting along so good.  She would complain at him for not washing the dishes and not taking out the trash.  Would this become a serious problem for them? Little Duncan Jnr [...]

Previously, the evil Funke girl was showing her true colours.  Late post this week due to being a lazy-arse last week and not bothering to schedule one. There’s no doubt in my mind that Dustina is in fact marrying Duncan for love, and it has nothing to do with her evil intentions or money. Congratulations!  [...]

Previously, kids were growing up and rivalries were starting. …and accused Dustina of, not only, bad dress sense (she can talk) but also of BEING EVIL! Yeah, Carena’s not the brightest.  When Dustina quickly built a room in the backyard and then lured Carena in, she thought it was all completely legitimate. Oh Blake, you [...]

Previously, Irene had triplets shortly after her fiancé and the triplets’ father died.  Old age will do that to you. This is Irene’s first daughter, I believe she is called Dustina.  I gave her that hat so that she would look like a cancer kid.  This is her birthday party, which, as you can see, [...]

Where were we last time?  Ah yes, Blake had grown up and left because she couldn’t cope with the idea of being both a half-sister and an aunt to some kids.  Dustin died and Irene was up the duff.  What could possibly go wrong? Dustin’s first kid with Irene became a child.  At least she [...]

Previously we had family members related in two ways, and it was getting a little messy. Blake’s now a young adult, so treat her like a lady. She was doing well in the Music career, which is good stuff, but she was considering if she should do more with her life than just play the [...]

Previously, on The Funkes, boys were getting married, girls were becoming women and the matriarch died. Irene sought comfort with a friend of the family after the death of her Mother.  A very special form of comfort. Dear old Sabrina was gone, and now having seen the grave in the garden Dustin could join in [...]

Where did we leave this motley crew?  Ah yes, Sabrina was getting jiggy with her ghost of a husband. Chance thought he might be a little bit gay, so he thought he’d have a go with it.  Blake doesn’t look so happy about that. This is Irene’s kid becoming a child.  He’s called Adonis, and [...]

Soo…where wuz we at last time?  Ah yes, Spencer was a bit simple and Chance became a teenager.  Good show. Spencer, your sister is in labour, what are your options?  Help out, or unblock the toilet?  So you unblock the toilet.  Sure, why not? Irene had a boy.  Can I remember his name right now?  [...]