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Previously, people died, and people got old. That’s life, yah know. Dustella, on her knees at a toilet. Don’t worry, she’s not up the duff, she a vegetarian and I made her eat some meat. I completely forgot she was vegetarian. Dustina and her measely little Husband argue about the fact that he wants another [...]
Previously, the evil Funke girl was showing her true colours. Late post this week due to being a lazy-arse last week and not bothering to schedule one. There’s no doubt in my mind that Dustina is in fact marrying Duncan for love, and it has nothing to do with her evil intentions or money. Congratulations! [...]
Previously, kids were growing up and rivalries were starting. …and accused Dustina of, not only, bad dress sense (she can talk) but also of BEING EVIL! Yeah, Carena’s not the brightest. When Dustina quickly built a room in the backyard and then lured Carena in, she thought it was all completely legitimate. Oh Blake, you [...]
Previously we had family members related in two ways, and it was getting a little messy. Blake’s now a young adult, so treat her like a lady. She was doing well in the Music career, which is good stuff, but she was considering if she should do more with her life than just play the [...]
Previously, on The Funkes, boys were getting married, girls were becoming women and the matriarch died. Irene sought comfort with a friend of the family after the death of her Mother. A very special form of comfort. Dear old Sabrina was gone, and now having seen the grave in the garden Dustin could join in [...]
Where did we leave this motley crew? Ah yes, Sabrina was getting jiggy with her ghost of a husband. Chance thought he might be a little bit gay, so he thought he’d have a go with it. Blake doesn’t look so happy about that. This is Irene’s kid becoming a child. He’s called Adonis, and [...]
Soo…where wuz we at last time? Ah yes, Spencer was a bit simple and Chance became a teenager. Good show. Spencer, your sister is in labour, what are your options? Help out, or unblock the toilet? So you unblock the toilet. Sure, why not? Irene had a boy. Can I remember his name right now? [...]
The last time we were with the Funke family they lost the mainbread winner, Rhett. As is usually the way with my Sims the surviving spouse must go out and find another relationship lay immediately. And because of Sabrina’s little bit of fun with Dustin she was up the duff again. I think this picture [...]
So, one day I happened to be playing with someone from the Funke Family and I had them in Central Park. Then I saw something going on in one corner of the screen. I couldn’t help myself, I had to record it and put it to music.
The last time we visited the Funke family we were left hanging as to the fate of the man of the house, Rhett. Oh dear, oh dear. So death did catch up with Rhett, and all for the sake of saving §50. With Rhett gone, the next most important thing after burying him was to [...]
