Previously, we had an aging population. It was never going to get younger now, was it?
The fire was started by Dustella there, while her brother in law put it out and her sister just stood around looking a little bemused.
Time for Dustella to leave this mortal coil, for a better place. She can be with her sister now.
Immediately after the death of Dustella, Dustina couldn’t help but think about the death of a dinner platter. I was like, WTF?
Part way through completing the opportunity to play a symphony at the theatre, Dominique walked out and promptly died on the street. Couldn’t she have at least got home?
Duncan Jnr here is not scared of a little death. No way, he was trying to complete an opportunity to become friends with someone for a promotion at work. While they were chatting, the neighbour decided to pop his clogs. Death just seems to be all consuming for Duncan Jnr at the moment.
Dustina’s time came, finally. However, she had the damn cheek to plead with the Grim Reaper not to take her. She wanted to live. She was pure evil, and she wanted to live. Sheesh.
With Daryl then being the only elder left in the house, his days were pretty numbered too. His time to go came. Duncan Jnr was all alone now.
Duncan Jnr was beginning to sense that creeping feeling of death. He was the only person left in the house, and now an elder himself. How long would he have left? Around this time I packed him off to the graveyard with all of the headstones, and he buried his entire family up there in one go.
Living alone, and being an elder meant that fashion sense was not high up on Duncan Jnr’s list. The white Y-fronts do not do him any favours. I hope no-one was looking in.
No Duncan Jnr, you’re too old to be looking at that piece of ass. Without a little blue pill, you couldn’t get it up anyway.
Oh yes it has Duncan Jnr. Your time is here, you are the last member of the Funke Family, and now the Funke Family is defunct (see what I did thar?!).
I hope you guys had a nice life and few generations. Now it’s time for me to move on. I won’t lie: you’ve entertained me for many months, and now that I’ve got Ambitions waiting to be installed new adventures await me.