The Ugleh Children find their true colours

So last time I had managed to pretty much ruin their lives.  Nah, it was only a day where they had to go to work knackered.  Not so bad in the grand scheme of things.  They were miserable for a few days though.  Miserable bastards.

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So the maid is leaving with an umbrella but it isn’t raining.  Vereh’s got fat again and that dressing gown really isn’t flattering.  It appears that Julian there on the left has just found something up his nose and wonders why his father doesn’t want to taste it.

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This is what I mean about the children discovering their true colours.  This was the first time that either Vereh or What’shisname, her Husband, had touched each other in days, weeks even.  Julian notices this and shoots them the most evil look I’ve ever seen a sim child give anyone.  I swear he’s on this sim earth to destroy his parents’ relationship, or there’s simply something very wrong with him.  Watch out for that one.

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I had to build them an upstairs in the end because downstairs wasn’t big enough to have a crapper and a kitchen.  It also meant they didn’t have to listen to their two shit bags scream all night.  I put the TV upstairs to stop the kids watching it.  Then one day I saw something by the TV and it was that fucking gnome.  Watching NFL.

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Vereh appears to have a black seagull on her face.  She also does not look good in a leather catsuit.

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When I reviewed this picture just before uploading it I wondered why she was squatting for a piss in her own garden.  Then I realised that she was weeding a dormant tree.

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Then one day she came back wearing an astronaut costume.  I hope the klepto in her came out and she freaking stole it.

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See that puddle?  Yeah, that’s the overflow from a potty What’shisname, her Husband, couldn’t be arsed to empty before making both of his kids use it.  That potty isn’t even in shot, it’s on the other side of the room.

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I said there was something the hell wrong with that kid.

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Now someone tell me that they think this kid is normal?

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Finally winter came.  I’ve set it as the longest season of all four, based on the fact that our winter in Britain was soul destroying, went on for about six months and caused me a huge amount of personal bother.  This is how winter was heralded to The Sims…the postman turning up in shirt sleeves.  Congratulations.

I hope this family manage to survive winter.

The Ugleh family just can’t stop popping them out

Previously, having not learned from popping some horrible crotch nugget out it appears that Vereh is feeling under the weather.Ugleh021

Sad times.  I’m actually sad that she decided to wreck that decking instead of puking in the bathroom.  By the way, that’s outside her house on the porch.  I have no idea why she was outside in her dressing gown yet again.

Ugleh022Oh here we go.  It’s like those stupid women on the trains who wear the “Baby on Board” badges when they are three minutes pregnant.  So Vereh, you’ve managed to lose a fuckton of weight for your job, now you’re going to pile it all back on because you spread your legs.  Congratulations.

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“My life sucks.  I’m fat, ugleh, pregnant again and my monobrow makes people stare.  Why can’t I be…a…baby mobile?”

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“HOW FUCKING DARE SHE DISTURB MY GNUBB GAME TO POP OUT YET ANOTHER SPROG?”

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“What are you looking at you skinny cow?  Are you jealous of my uber-baby?”  *Whisper* “She’s reading a book…she doesn’t even know you’re there.”

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I am not entirely sure why I included this post.  He just looks like he’s busting some moves, or doing a bit of trustepping while making dinner.  I still can’t remember his name.

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With two kids now being the bane of her life she couldn’t wait to get back to work.  It was perfect really, being a crim she only worked at night, her husband being some kind of soulless corporate drone only worked during the day.  Perfecto.  So here she is getting busted by the feds while out on a mission one night.  She spent the rest of the night in jail.  I don’t think anyone would have abused her.  They were likely scared of catching the ugly.

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So it’s some kind of summer festival.  He decides to set off some fireworks.  Pretty and everything, but why the hell, in a public park is there a line of fireworks that anyone can go up to and set off?!  Where’s the health and safety guys?!  Where’s his hi-viz?!

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I took this picture mainly because that snowcone thing makes amazing rainbow snowcones despite all the ‘snow’ there being completely white.  +1 for reality.  Also, the woman behind him who looks like a bee the did its makeup while drunk.

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This is the only time he’s been able to get some peace.  I was actually trying to give him a heatstroke but it wasn’t working, he just laid there.  I think he popped the moodlet that he was getting hot but that was all.  The next time he was on this deck chair it wasn’t such an awesome time for him.

What’s up next for the Ugleh family?  Will there be any more kids?  Will I mysteriously remember the fat bastard’s name?  All coming up next week!